Buxom Kelly Brook, that serial dater of serial daters has been gushing about her new man, Rugby’s next big, ahem, thing, Danny Cipriani. They’ve been dating a month, have been seen all over town kissing and canoodling, Kell’s had a new bed delivered to her flat and well, aren’t you soo excited for them?!
Kelly has said in an interview that she’s looking for a guy who’s ‘cute and quiet.. yeah, handsome, quiet and good in bed.. well, actually, just handsome would do for now, I don’t want anything too challenging’.
Well! That’s a shocker for sure! The girl who had problems pronouncing words like ‘sarcastic’ when reading her Big Breakfast autocue isn’t up for a challenge. I wonder if that includes people who ask her to choose the restaurant? Or people who ask which she’d prefer, a ring or a necklace? My brain just won’t stop me wondering if she even knows who’s in power in Britain or the US, her homes of choice. When I see this girl, all that springs to mind is her squeezing her boobs together, finger against her lips while she giggles ‘I don’t know!’ when faced with any kind of interaction with any type of person.
And for anyone else that didn’t know, that had seen her plastered over magazines and gossip pages recently, doing tv interviews etc, someone has actually hired her to be in a West End play. That’s why her dizzy mugshot is all over town. Busy nights ahead for her prompter then.
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