This image literally attacked my eyes in my local shop when all I did was go in for twenty fags and a packet of Hula Hoops. Look at her! LOOK AT HER! Apparently she lives on this planet, the same planet that you and I live on. Yet, she looks so different to what my mirror and me see, when we want to see each other, that is.
Where in the name of bazookas did she get those things? That grocery store should be penalised for making a slip of a thing like her carry such huge watermelons! Although, I’ve heard this girl attempt to speak and bless, she doesn’t seem like she can also carry a big old brain as well as half the contents of the Tesco veg aisle. As for those knickers! Well, I presume she calls them knickers, I would refers to what she has around her arse as a serviette for mice going on a picnic. That is all. *Faints in need of some carbs*