Have you seen those cheap and nasty looking ‘girls’? Several Sovereign rings on each hand, 5 or 6 thin ‘gold’ chains around their necks, each with a bullet or a brick dangling precariously into their ample bosoms. I dread to think of the amount of green cheap jewellery marks they have to scrub off when they make it to the shower.
Where did they all learn how to wear jewellery like this? Do you pick your course according to how you want to wear your hair? Manky peroxide extensions hanging like rat’s tails around your tracksuit bottoms or the classic ‘council estate face lift’ whereby it’s all scraped into a ponytail and your eyebrows circle the back of your head.
And does the amount of jewellery you own/wear at once directly relate to how loud you can scream at ‘yer fella’ in the street or at your umpteen kids in the supermarket?
It’s really quite baffling as to how this tribe of people came about, I mean, on what planet is it a good look? Planet F*ck off or I’ll break your face, perhaps. That’s one place I’m never going – I sidestep these wans before they get within 10 paces, well, you don’t know where they’ve been.